Sunday, 7 November 2010

Complaint #6: Chavs.

It came to my mind recently that i haven't done a complaint about this yet, so i must have been really, really happy.

Chavs - We've all seen them. Walking around in their nike shoes, canterbury tracksuits and adidas jackets. The more words they have on their clothing the less they can spell.

Without a doubt, a chav will NOT have long hair. The chav's hair will be gelled up in the most retarded fashion possible, and shaved into a "V" shape. The chavette's hair will be almost definitely pulled back to the point that the forehead is showing an imprint of the brain. If there is one.

Chavs, generally, walk around in groups (I feel like im writing a post for animal planet - i may aswell be.) They take "safety in numbers" to a new meaning, a pathetic one at that.

Im trying to figure out why im even bothering to write this post, but im going to stop now. Later.

- Irvine & JB.
Posted by RandomComplaintsInc at 07:49
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31 comments:

  1. Insurance Advice Guy7 November 2010 at 10:20

    nice blog. as a certain governator once said, ILL BE BACK

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  2. rominoutozor7 November 2010 at 14:19

    Nice blog, you've got a new follower ! ;)

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  3. SituationAbs7 November 2010 at 14:22

    Chavs are soooo lame!

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  4. I like stuff and things7 November 2010 at 15:52

    chavs are fail lol

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  5. Dan7 November 2010 at 15:58

    lol thats one of the main reasons I dont go out in public. raging hordes of chavs.

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  6. Monster Madness8 November 2010 at 01:58

    You sir are awesome. Good post ;)

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  7. Anonymous8 November 2010 at 05:49

    such a good read!
    awesome blog :)

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  8. Skimbosh8 November 2010 at 08:43

    I could totally see your post being read by David Attenborough for some chavumentary.

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  9. RandomComplaintsInc8 November 2010 at 08:46

    Haha, i know right.

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  10. RatsRunThisTown8 November 2010 at 08:53

    Chavs are hilariously retarded. I've actually gotten on well with quite a few chavs because I've been making fun of them, but they assume I'm bantering with them.

    Just be confident, and these fucks can do NOTHING to you.

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  11. T.dot8 November 2010 at 08:54

    haha great read

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  12. RandomComplaintsInc8 November 2010 at 08:57

    @RatsRunThisTown

    Agreed.

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  13. Lexington8 November 2010 at 09:03

    After whatching the jerscy episode of south park it makes me think of the chav problem we have in england but at the end of the day isnt there alot of people who dont dislike chavs.

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  14. Michael V8 November 2010 at 09:08

    great read, thanks bro

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  15. anon13378 November 2010 at 09:25

    Chavs are hillarious, couldn't live without em.

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  16. Sugar8 November 2010 at 10:15

    interesting..I want a new post..:)

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  17. SC2 Strats9 November 2010 at 00:57

    lol good to know. cool blog, you got a new follower.

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  18. Come At Me Bro9 November 2010 at 10:23

    Sweet chavs!

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  19. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 10:42

    I've never heard of a Chav. Is that like a British thing?

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  20. Amberclad10 November 2010 at 09:10

    chavs are the lose :D

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  21. McGinnisWorks10 November 2010 at 09:11

    Never heard them referred to as Chavs but I had no trouble knowing exactly who you were talking about.

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  22. daily tips10 November 2010 at 09:14

    Hm I own tracksuits and adidas, I hope I don't fall into this category!

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  23. Anonymous10 November 2010 at 09:21

    what is a chav anyways?

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  24. rominoutozor10 November 2010 at 09:31

    Fail chaws lol

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  25. RandomComplaintsInc10 November 2010 at 11:12

    @TechnoMac

    The british scum of the earth...Their like really weak gang members.

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  26. Chui11 November 2010 at 14:05

    Nice post, bro! I follow you! Can you follow me?

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  27. SC2 Strats12 November 2010 at 00:51

    chavs eh.

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  28. Mitopir13 November 2010 at 01:48

    chavs what the hell

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  29. Chui16 November 2010 at 13:02

    Realy.....good idea for me

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  30. Suciô Sanchez17 November 2010 at 08:27

    Worthy subjects of King Beckham.

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  31. Lexsa18 November 2010 at 16:22

    In reverend Cerimon there well appears Following!

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