Sunday, 7 November 2010

Complaint #6: Chavs.

It came to my mind recently that i haven't done a complaint about this yet, so i must have been really, really happy.

Chavs - We've all seen them. Walking around in their nike shoes, canterbury tracksuits and adidas jackets. The more words they have on their clothing the less they can spell.

Without a doubt, a chav will NOT have long hair. The chav's hair will be gelled up in the most retarded fashion possible, and shaved into a "V" shape. The chavette's hair will be almost definitely pulled back to the point that the forehead is showing an imprint of the brain. If there is one.

Chavs, generally, walk around in groups (I feel like im writing a post for animal planet - i may aswell be.) They take "safety in numbers" to a new meaning, a pathetic one at that.

Im trying to figure out why im even bothering to write this post, but im going to stop now. Later.

- Irvine & JB.

33 comments:

  1. nice blog. as a certain governator once said, ILL BE BACK

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  2. Nice blog, you've got a new follower ! ;)

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  3. lol thats one of the main reasons I dont go out in public. raging hordes of chavs.

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  4. such a good read!
    awesome blog :)

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  5. I could totally see your post being read by David Attenborough for some chavumentary.

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  6. Chavs are hilariously retarded. I've actually gotten on well with quite a few chavs because I've been making fun of them, but they assume I'm bantering with them.

    Just be confident, and these fucks can do NOTHING to you.

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  7. After whatching the jerscy episode of south park it makes me think of the chav problem we have in england but at the end of the day isnt there alot of people who dont dislike chavs.

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  8. Chavs are hillarious, couldn't live without em.

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  9. interesting..I want a new post..:)

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  10. lol good to know. cool blog, you got a new follower.

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  11. I've never heard of a Chav. Is that like a British thing?

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  12. Never heard them referred to as Chavs but I had no trouble knowing exactly who you were talking about.

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  13. Hm I own tracksuits and adidas, I hope I don't fall into this category!

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  14. @TechnoMac

    The british scum of the earth...Their like really weak gang members.

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  15. Nice post, bro! I follow you! Can you follow me?

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  16. Good post! Looking forward to reading you next one

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  17. In reverend Cerimon there well appears Following!

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